"I don’t really think of a meal as an experience. I just think of it as a poo I haven’t had yet."

"I don’t really think of a meal as an experience. I just think of it as a poo I haven’t had yet."

"What they should have done: they should have left him for two years with no human contact, just feeding him by machine or something like that, and then maybe wait until the moment where he finally would give in and find one of the pigs so attractive he couldn’t hold back and he started having intercourse with it, and then just switch on the lights and bring in his children and his family."

Charlie Brooker invents the seed for Black Mirror 1x01 as a joke on You Have Been Watching.

"Genuinely, at one point I wanted the ability to turn my head 90 degrees so I could lie down and watch TV. There was a terrible period in my life where I genuinely turned the TV on its side for several days, ‘cus I didn’t want to get out of bed."

"Genuinely, at one point I wanted the ability to turn my head 90 degrees so I could lie down and watch TV. There was a terrible period in my life where I genuinely turned the TV on its side for several days, ‘cus I didn’t want to get out of bed."