"You see that logo in the bottom right hand corner? It’s sending out messages to subtly control our minds. I mean, think about it. You got A&E, USA, TNT, CBS, NBC, ABC, TCM, you put ‘em all together what’s it spell? The ancient Mayan word for ‘mind control’. Otherwise why would the networks be putting on such middle of the road, soul sucking, so-called comedies like Everybody Loves Raymond? Oh, yes, there’s a reason why all the shows stink, all right; it’s because we’re not watching them, they’re watching us."