“If I could just fart all day and smell it, I would be a fascinated man.”
“Apparently, men buy things from higher up; they’re also more likely to pay more. So, every day things that women are more likely to buy are at 3-4 feet and the more expensive premium goods are higher up…. It’s called the Gruen Transfer.”
(S+C) x (B+F)/T = V is the formula that describes the “ideal female ass” in shape, bounce, firmness and symmetry, according to psychology lecturer David Holmes of Manchester Metropolitan University in England:S is the overall shape or droopiness of the bottom, C represents how spherical the buttocks are, B measures muscular wobble or bounce, while F records the firmness. V is the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry of the bottom, and T measures the skin texture and presence of cellulite.
“We had a Jimmy Glasscock at school. Yeah, you could always see when he was coming.”
