“Well, I didn’t have no wrapping paper did I? So I just used tinfoil, but it’s actually a dream ‘cuz you don’t need no cellotape, you just scrunch and done.”

I have to remember this for next year.

“Well, I didn’t have no wrapping paper did I? So I just used tinfoil, but it’s actually a dream ‘cuz you don’t need no cellotape, you just scrunch and done.”

I have to remember this for next year.

“Sometimes I think if we met now, we would never be friends.”

“Sometimes I think if we met now, we would never be friends.”

“Sometimes I think of a place just to trick it. It never works. I’ve got a whole pile of maps down there I’ve never needed.”

“Sometimes I think of a place just to trick it. It never works. I’ve got a whole pile of maps down there I’ve never needed.”

“The truth is, I don’t want anyone in this room being raped, myself included.”

“The truth is, I don’t want anyone in this room being raped, myself included.”