“Apparently, men buy things from higher up; they’re also more likely to pay more. So, every day things that women are more likely to buy are at 3-4 feet and the more expensive premium goods are higher up…. It’s called the Gruen Transfer.”
“What’s the most disgusting thing you’ve ever eaten, Alan?”
“Earwax. It’s really horrible. I mean, just a tiny bit on the end of your finger. Imagine if you had to have a sandwich of it, or really like a block of it.”
Earwax is my least favorite food, seconded by olives, which taste the same.
“What would your super power be of choice? I’d like to have no bodily smell.”
