“Fine. I’ll just piss in the sink.”
“This is why I don’t smile at people: because it’s just an invitation into boring people’s lives.”
“Christmas is not about being with people you like; it’s about being with your family.”
“Sometimes I come off as fake because I like to partayyyyy—”
I loved how this was Bringing Out the Dead with a reverse reverse Fight Club.
These people are watching a stripper at the geriatric man’s bachelor party. The guy in the bottom left was clearly given some other direction.
