"Daddy, did you bring us anything?"

"Just joy, family tranquility, and security from the communist threat."

"Yay!"

"It looks like a smoke detector from a disco."

"It looks like a smoke detector from a disco."

"Oh, you’re reading The Three Musketeers?"
"Oh, I know, you haven’t read the book, but you’ve seen the movie, right?"
"Oh, no, I’ve eaten the candy."

"Oh, you’re reading The Three Musketeers?"

"Oh, I know, you haven’t read the book, but you’ve seen the movie, right?"

"Oh, no, I’ve eaten the candy."

"Forget about journal face dot net!"

"Forget about journal face dot net!"

"My folks never took their clothes off, sir. They said that the skin was the devil’s slip cover."

"My folks never took their clothes off, sir. They said that the skin was the devil’s slip cover."