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My internet is so slow, it’s just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and...
– @roughdiction’s most favourited tweets (via gamefreaksnz) (via milben)
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internet.
synecdoche:
this year my mom wrapped all of my gifts and then put them in a bigger giftwrapped box so i can unwrap gifts while i unwrap gifts.
My father loves to do this. He jsut watches you and laughs and laughs. Every year.
I sometimes like that his sense of humor is in stasis.
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I just ran in 4 races. I beat 12 little kids 3 teenagers and 2 old men who were not really trying. I feel like throwing up now. I am so out of shape.
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An Expensive Christmas Movie
tomoatmeal:
A great Christmas story would be about a young boy who develops an inexplicable distrust of Santa Claus. On Christmas Eve, the boy laces a plate of cookies with cyanide in an effort to kill Santa, only to find his parents dead on the floor the following morning. Assuming that Santa killed his mom and dad, the boy vows to get revenge. As the years pass, the boy becomes a man and...
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Dress Up Nicolas Cage (paper doll flash... →
nicolas-cage:
Something to entertain you this weekend.
The whole time I knew this was dumb, but I still just wasted a long time making my self laugh hysterically at nicolas cage dressed similarly to steve urkel then stefan urkael.
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Top 10 Scientifically Inaccurate Films →
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My favorite movies to watch around Christmas time
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I agree with Die Hard and Jingle All the Way. I watch those every year. I have never seen Jim Carrey’s Grinch, and I have not seen any Home Alone since I was little. I will try to get my hands on both this year. I will also try to come up with a list.
kicksterflixter:
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Dr. Seuss’ How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Bad...
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